I died and lost an ags yesterday on RuneScape.
My life is over

I had to show my follower count at the door to get into a @goblintown party once lmfao

a lot of the big accounts on ct are laughably poor, blinded by their ego, and actually lame as fuck irl

Most of you solana mfrs have never bought a honeypot on evm before

why does my entire timeline have a monad card except me 🫩

polymarket said if I bull posted them they would give me a badge
Bull posted them
then they ghosted me??

The lion doesn’t concern himself with time of day. The casino is always open

all those yaps and not one female interaction

Bought a house in 2022 after selling some crypto
the price has gone up about 60k and I have about 150k in equity.
Takes a lot of the stress out of trading when I know I have a real world asset to fall back on.
mowing the lawn sucks ass tho

the best job in the world is ironically not having a job

125k and my gut is silent

My most viral tweet ever is about me being poor lmfao

birthdays ain’t shit
they should serve as a reminder that you are not where you want to be while being another year older.
go ahead and blow those candles out tho