Here's what I've picked up after spending time in the crypto space: crypto Twitter takes a lot of Ls. Everyone's calling the next moon shot or predicting the market crash, but somehow it's always off the mark. You see endless threads about "this is the cycle peak" right before another pump, or "flash crash incoming" when prices rally instead. The takes look so confident when you're scrolling through, but zoom out and the batting average is pretty rough. There's always someone certain about the direction, and there's always someone shocked when the opposite happens. That's just how it goes—the more convinced people sound, the more likely the market's got other plans.