Bitcoin is dead—that's the call. No, really this time.

Yeah, we've heard the eulogy before. Countless times. Every crash, every regulatory scare, every macro headwind triggers the same post-mortem takes. But here's the thing: each time the narrative flips, the price does something unexpected, and everyone quietly moves on.

The fact that people keep making this same bet, with such conviction, says something. Maybe it's contrarian signal. Maybe it's just cycle psychology. Either way, if you're this certain Bitcoin's done, you're probably not alone—and that's exactly when things get interesting in markets.

Whatever happens next, the debate isn't going anywhere.