My best friend got dumped, and after drinking three bottles of beer, she asked me: "I'm not bad-looking, I work hard, why does he just say he doesn't love me and stop loving me?"

I said, do you know that men have two accounts in their hearts?
One is called "Those they've slept with," and the other is called "Those they've pursued."
For those they've slept with, they remember the name but not the details.
For those they've pursued, they even remember what color dress you wore on which day.