Dazhl

UNPOPULAR OPINION: A COMPANY THAT GIVES ITS CEO A $20 MILLION BONUS THE SAME YEAR IT CUTS THE PENSION OF ITS RETIREES SHOULD BE INVESTIGATED, NOT CELEBRATED.

I once heard my boss say to another employee “You know Greg, you’re not the sharpest pencil in the box” and without skipping a beat the guy replied “Well boss, a sharp pencil is a sign it ain’t never done a lick of work”. I still think about that to this day.

I GOT THE JOB Y’ALL!!!! After NINE months of unemployment, I GOT THE JOB I WANTED!!! Excuse me while I happily SOB😭😭😭😭😭😭🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Maturing is realizing you can do things at the “wrong” time. It’s almost 4am & im bout to go work out bc this is when i feel like working out. Why do i have to wait for a “normal” time?

Me being born in 1998 & not really being claimed by millennials or gen z perfectly describes my existence.

new cringe: Millennials over 30 insisting they look young.

We need to make education boring again, children are so overstimulated now that watching a movie isn't a treat anymore. it was the highlight of my year at school.

2026 is so stressful because it feels like i'm being charged to merely exist. im not doing anything with my life and still drowning in debt 😭

for the sake of my mental sanity, I need to know if other people are unemployed right now. 😭

why tf do expired IDs not count as proof of age?
I was 27 before it expired, I'm not 17 now.

had my credit card stolen yesterday and just got a failed payment notification from my bank
i hope the public humiliation of being declined for $12.49 at Taco Bell has humbled them.

Your 70 year old self is screaming and begging you to appreciate right now.

2008: “these banks are too big to fail”
2026: “these child predators are too big to fail”

I get a lot of disagreements in my replies so let's settle this;
which generation is the worst?

as soon as i learned that boomers as a generation have lead poisoning from gas and lead causes issues with empathy everything made so much more sense.

the world is burning and groceries are $800
my dog: hey i need this tooth removed or i may die 😭