In crypto markets, some inevitabilities seem carved in stone: inevitable tax obligations, inevitable mortality—and seemingly inevitable moments when foundations dump their token holdings into the market. Whether it's ecosystem foundations, VC-backed projects, or development teams, the pattern repeats itself with clockwork consistency. Token sales become as predictable as the market cycles themselves. It's become something of a running joke in the community: watch your favorite project's foundation announcement, check the price action 48 hours later, and you'll likely see the pattern play out again.