Made it through the wild ride?

Survived the major exchange security breach that ate $1.4B, watched celebrity-branded tokens pump and dump, rode out the memecoin frenzy and the inevitable collapse, endured the quantum computing scare headlines, got liquidated in that brutal 10/10 market flush, witnessed the whole InfoFi bubble deflate...

Yeah, you're probably a crypto veteran at this point. Been around the block enough times to know which way the wind blows. Seen cycles chew up rookies and spit them out.

But here's the thing—if you made it through all that? You're still broke.