Every time I buy the dip, that dip turns into a resistance level during an uptrend. I say, “I’ve bought the dip!” The market responds, “No, you’re buying the resistance level.” I ask, “Then should I cut my losses?” The market replies, “No, you’re cutting hope.”

A young boy wants to ask his crypto-trading dad for a Bitcoin as a birthday gift. Dad: “What? You want 4,000? 4,000? 4,000? 3,800 isn’t a small amount of money! Why do you need $3,500 so badly?” The boy: “I want to buy a Bitcoin cake. Mom said Bitcoin is the new cake.”