DeadCatBounce

Astrology quant came through with the 2026 report 🔮❗️ (Don't shoot the messenger, I'm just a cat with an astro quant) - Top Bullish Windows: 🟢Mar 10 - May 3 -> Jupiter Direct (15° Cancer): best Q1/Q2 long window 🟢 Jun 7 - Jun 28 -> Venus conjunct Jupiter (25° Cancer):

Either TACO Or today is the day for the $ES break no in-between

Key part of today's CVD educational breakdown Being able to spot absorption and exhaustion in the market is what gives you the edge over most of the traders. Full educational breakdown available in Discord 🐈

He he works every time

oh cmon

I'm gonna be the first one this time... alts season

I need $BTC to make a new high because I again closed a very good short for a 1% return Slowly getting into my boomer state of becoming the 1% tradoor

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Can't believe that I had these three entries on $BTC in the last three days and made cumulatively 4% on them. Entries: 10 Management: 3 Safe to say war headlines got in my head a little bit

Early cat gets the scalp longs 🐈✅ Idea in the group was that after a move like that, you assume the first test of singles & VAH will be actionable. Good responses by the majors as well as some alts We are heading into a wild session.

No one cares about education when prices go up, but here are some cheat sheets from the POC lecture New one drops tomorrow.

The market has been playing tricks on me and on my daily bias about which direction I should lean. Like for example today: I lay out a plan for the trade and successfully execute it for a 1% move - okay, not bad. But the reality is that I had a literal one-second pico bottom

Day 2: The soldier almost died, but was saved once again - $ES At this point wouldn't be surprised if Trump has people at gunpoint instructing them to keep the indexes afloat.

The US Gov decided to test if $BTC withdrawals and deposits still work probably nothing

My quant is going to prepare a file for the rest of the year The lowest risk windows and the periods of severe risk can't wait.

Just rip the band-aid already and let us buy lower The life support during the US session can't continue forever $ES

Levels outlined in the morning worked to a T ✅ > quick reaction around the gaps > close above 1D EMA21 + Mon r-vwap And you can dream about higher prices

Status: soldier survived Continue the operation Crime Cycle $ES

What a move 🫡 hyperliquid

Getting people excited about us moving higher, even with a literal war going on, will be the best opportunity of the year to fill shorts in the high 70s. Until then, trading toward 75k on a daily close above the EMA21 and monthly r-VWAP is the play. Come to cat 🐈